1 /5
Rating
★
I really wish I'd taken photos for you all, but I couldn't as the lighting was so bad that you couldn't actually see anything. The restaurant is supposed to represent a pirates cove, what it actually represents is some sort of underused, sorry, dirty, scabby, warehouse with a couple of badly moulded pirate figures in it. The price is 13,50 euros for the lunchtime menu and this includes a drink. It is unclear whether this drink is refillable or not but we went ahead anyway! You have a choice between red wine, rosè, or a soda. We couldn't find the red wine, we found the rosè, but if this was refillable then you wouldn't want to take up that option as it was like drinking some sort of balsamic dressing mixed with urine. Now, onto the food. We arrived at 13:00 and it was clear to me that the burger buns had been left on the hot plate since about 11:30, they were rock hard. Not that you'd use them anyway as the burgers were red raw, and the chicken nuggets were so processed that I'm surprised they haven't been processed back into chickens again. They had a starter selection that included snails and mussels but I would suggest never ever going near to them. Even the patè was terrible. I've never ever had terrible patè before but I have now! Puddings, been there since last Tuesday I think, good selection but tasted like door wedges. Children under 5 eat free but the downside of this is your children will be sick the next day. STAY AWAY!!!