2 /5
Rating
★
★
My husband and I thought that as a special treat this year, we would make reservations for a lovely Christmas lunch in a nice restaurant overlooking the Seine. We have lived a long time near Poissy and we had been to L 'Esturgeon in the past. So, the restaurant is well-known to us. L 'Esturgeon used to be pretty good in the late 90 's and then seemed to go downhill. The decoration had become rough-looking and dirty in the 2000s, so we just hadn 't been back in a long time. And then,we heard that the ownership had completely redone the restaurant and updated everything. So, we thought we 'd try it on Christmas day. We arrived at 12:45, right on time, and were seated at a pretty table overlooking the river. Indeed, they HAD completely redone the place! The former antique French vintage look had been replaced by a very slick contemporary gray decor. Honestly, I thought it made the atmosphere in the restaurant rather cold, but that isn 't my complaint here. There were other people seated at tables around us, but the room was about half full when we arrived. The holiday menu was already set as a special Christmas fare. All we had to do was choose one or two things. We looked at the menu printed out on a piece of paper and placed on our table. We discussed what we would like. It looked very good. So far, so good. And then we sat there. For a while, the scenery is distracting and pleasant, so you just chat. About 20 min. later we were asked by the hostess if we would like an aperitif. We ordered 2 glasses of champagne. And then they gave us a little amuse-gueule or tiny appetizer. And we sat there and sat there. We asked for some bread and got 2 dry little rolls. And we sat there. And we sat there. We asked to look at the wine menu. And we sat there. By 1:30, the hostess still hadn 't even taken our order. The scenery was getting very old by now. The fun of going out for Christmas lunch was rapidly deteriorating. My husband and I just looked at one another. What do we do? At this rate, even if they did take our order, we 'd be sitting there until who knows when. And honestly, by 1:45, we were no longer in a holiday mood. So, we decided to leave and have our lunch at home instead. Epilogue: We got up to leave. My husband told the hostess that it had been an hour and she still hadn 't taken our order and that we would pay for our champagne and be on our way. Personally, I think that a hostess in that situation should probably apologize for the long wait and make an effort to repair the damage done. That was not her game plan. She told my husband crisply that the 2 glasses of champagne would be 20 euros. The chef at the back heard the talk and asked what the problem was. My husband said that we 'd been waiting an hour and that our order hadn 't even been taken. The chef said well, that 's how it is here! Okay, that 's clear enough. If that 's how things are done at l 'Esturgeon, then we won 't ever be back. End of story.