Ephesus Mediterranean Turkish Cuisine

My feelings on this HORRIBLY BAD Club of LIARS: NO!!! Meals are Rather AWFUL; , HUGE WASTES of money!!; , are: always a, BAD one!! These days UBER: hi inflation; , VERY BAD economy make eating here an EXTREMELY: FOOLISH; SAD; , BRUTAL TORTURE, ending in BITTER RESULTS!! I 'm VERY Turned OFF after already giving them 5 eating chances so far; , I wish they 'd been better!! I HATED ALWAYS returning to the SAME misery; , grief! Why their joint is ALWAYS a ROTTEN SCREWED UP MESS: BAD OWNERS!! 1.: Way too cold water w/: way too much ice in carafe; , EXCESS milk/dairy products used in food items; Etc.; all combined causing: Very LONG; BAD stomach ache!!; , BAD DIARRHEA!!! 2.: WAIT STAFF has a slow; RUDE; Cold; Dismissive; Demanding; Im Patient; Loud; Rush U; Ignoring; Un Concerned w/: u; PUSHY; Enraged; In Different; Un Caring; Dis Honest: manner; , vibe. The Chef, Cook, Owner; , his Head Waitress, Co Owner Wife are: ALWAYS ANNOYED, BITTER; in EXACTLY all the same ways as their staff are! 3.: Folks who arrive after me are ALWAYS served before me! 4.: Menu designed for ALL BIG bill checks; , all of its items, come w/: very few inclusions; there are MANY extras; , OVER charges; , there are: NO: switches; combinations; changes; ETC.! 5.: Menu items are: Significantly: Overpriced; , the check is always TOO HIGH!! 6.: Kitchen ALWAYS SLOW, even when NO customers there; : there 's no biz, for GOOD reasons: this is a Very BAD place; , they deserve: NONE! Much time wasted, waiting for NOTHING AT ALL; , they make me very late for many imprtnt. appts.! 7.: They, NEVER ask me: how to cook my meat order!!; it 's, ALWAYS brought after: waiting TOO Long for it; : it 's: Way too Raw!!; , then, even worse the ARROGANT waitress LIES BIG TIME about: the reason: it was TOO RARE!!; by saying: it 's because the meat is mixed w/: red peppers !! There 's NO point sending it back; for a few more mins. /IT 'S NEVER COMING!; , that overly expensive junk is NEVER taken off my bill, either!. 8.: If u ask even ONE question; take 1 second too long in their opinions, in ordering; or: change even, 1, tiny, thing, u 'll get: a, fight!; insulted!; yelled at!; denied service!; told to NEVER come back!; or, ur order takes FOREVER to be delivered!. 9.: They RUSH me, to get myself seated; HURRY me to order; , mostly ignore me. There are: NO charging outlets for phones; , batteries; , the hand sanitizer dispenser, in front; is ALWAYS broken!; ETC. 10.: Items on my table, that were un needed; , should 've been removed, were ignored; , left there; i.e.: dirty plates; un needed utensils! NO: extra napkins were available!; salt; small cups; little containers for table scrap garbage; NO: room temp.; nor, lightly chilled; fresh; clean water; regular tea; normal size spoons; , u Can Not escape the Horrible; : Excess mirrors!!; that STARE at u: EVERY D*MN where; All Over this place; , MUST be removed!! Kids RAN; SCREAMED; , YELLED all over; up; , down, as if it 's a playground! Messy ceiling tiles NEED replacement; , whole Tiny place, is a VERY cramped; , anxiety filled; tension creating; boxed in, claustrophobic, overly crowded in ; Up Tite: SQUEEZE; of: ODDLY SHAPED; COLD, InSincere; STERILE; UN WELCOMING; UN PLEASANT; InFlexible; Harsh; Dis Tasteful; Irritating; Dis Comfort!!; , it 's: Winter Cold; : Summer Hot; : Stuffy, inside! 11.: The portions are: TINY; the Manti Turkish mini beef filled dumplings were HUGELY DROWNED in: HEAVY yogurt sauce; , it also contained: Un Wanted: ground up; grated, AWFUL mint flavoring, on: the, yogurt sauce!; the mini salad on my Adana kebab was DROWNED in: SADLY: Non optional; , Non Removable: BIG; odor/taste leaking, 100% mixed in, HORRID: onions; which are: Totally NOT WANTED!!. 12.: I 'm always LIED TO, that: the Turkish tea is just not ready, , that I must only wait for it ; BUT, IT NEVER IS!!. 13.: It 's also VERY LIKELY they spit in: faces; foods; , drinks; too!!. A. [UpDated: Sat. 10/08/23. . Vegetarian options: Some; but recommend: Are: NONE!! After the owners changed about: 8.5 years ago, this dive became a, STRICTLY NEVER TO GO TO JOINT!!!!!, therefore, no needs at all, to be concerned at all, about ANYTHING HERE!! ALL they serve Is: ACTUALLY POISON; : AWFUL TRASH; MEANT TO ALWAYS, GO DIRECTLY STRAIGHT, from: their joke of a, TRULY, HONESTLY; HUGELY, SOLID: ROUGH, RAW, REPUGNANT, GROTESQUE, DEEPLY NEGATIVE: NIGHTMARE so called: pseudo kitchen ; is a fake, false, phony, deceptive, gross lie; , SHOULD ONLY, BE TOSSED: QUICKLY; AND, IMMEDIATELY, INTO: THE NEAREST, CLOSEST: GARBAGE BIN!!! !! !. THE EXCESSIVELY IM MATURE: OWNERS, MANAGEMENT; , STAFF SHOULD LEAVE THE FOOD; , BEVERAGE BUSINESS!!, FOREVER; , NEVER RETURN BACK INTO IT!!!! !!!. Dietary restrictions: NONE accomodated; but, NO cause for ANY concern since it 's 100% NOT worthy of ever going there; nor, of ever spending ANY money there!!!!. I honestly cannot even approve of; nor, recommend: their water!!!. Parking: Some, NOTHING spectacular; but, don 't worry; this dive joint is simply, truly, fully: NEVER, EVER: worth going to anyway!!! !! !. If you absolutely insist on going here, then know this: the, ENORMOUSLY DANGEROUS: THUG, GANGSTER, ABUSIVE; MEAN; NASTY; CRUDE; JERK; CRIMINAL: owner, gets VERY, VERY, VERY: VIOLENT; AND: BEATS YOU; HITS YOU; HURTS YOU; ATTACKS YOU; INJURES YOU; OR, EVEN TAKES YOUR LIFE; OR: PERMANENTLY CRIPPLES YOU!!! !! !; SO: JUST STAY AWAY FROM: HERE; DO NOT GO; STAY OUT, SO THAT: YOU; YOUR FAMILY; YOUR LOVED ONES; , FRIENDS, ALL HAVE AT LEAST A CHANCE TO STAY SAFE!!!!. Kid friendliness: As their standard policies: they are NOT friendly to ANYONE there!!! !! !. Wheelchair accessibility: Some; BUT, ONLY ON THE, outside ramp; yet, once inside, THERE ARE TRAGICALLY: MUCH bigger; , FAR, MUCH WORSE challenges; that are ONLY: starting!; AND, SADLY, these extremely BAD things, are: ALL NEVER ending!! !. Service: Dine in Meal type: Other Price per person: $50–100 Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 1 Recommended dishes: Falafel and Gyro Platter, Baked Rice Pudding and Pistachio Baklava, Gyro Platter Beef and Lamb, Falafel Appetizer, Kabob Combo, Chicken Shish Kebab with Yogurt, Chicken Shish, Adana Kebab, Lamb and Chicken Skewers, Adana Platter, Gyro with Yogurt and Tomato Sauce Iskender, Falafel Recommendation for vegetarians: Would not recommend Vegetarian offerings: Not sure Parking space: Difficult to find parking

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Service: Dine in Meal type: Dinner Price per person: $100+ Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5 Recommended dishes: Falafel and Gyro Platter, Baked Rice Pudding and Pistachio Baklava, Hunkar Begendi Sultans' Delights, Stuffed Grape Leaves Zeytinyagli Yaprak Karma, Hummus, Gyro Platter Beef and Lamb, Falafel Appetizer, Kabob Combo, Falafel Platter, Turkish Chesse Pide, Mixed Grill Platter Karisik Izgara, Turkish Cigar Sigara Boregi, Chicken Shish Kebab with Yogurt, Lamb Chops Pirzola, Chicken Shish, Adana Kebab, Lamb and Chicken Skewers, Adana Platter, Gyro with Yogurt and Tomato Sauce Iskender, Falafel Parking space Plenty of parking Parking options Free parking lot, Free street parking

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One of my favorite restaurants i especially love the mix grill and the rice. The Turkish coffee is also a treat Service: Dine in Meal type: Dinner Price per person: $20–30 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5 Recommended dishes: Mixed Grill Platter Karisik Izgara, Adana Kebab

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I loved it. I can’t wait to go back. Service was great, food was amazing. Great place All around great. Service: Dine in Meal type: Lunch Price per person: $20–30 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

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Service: Dine in Meal type: Dinner Price per person: $30–50 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 4 Recommended dishes: Hunkar Begendi Sultans' Delights, Hummus

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