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Casually strolling around Tesco with a large trolley, slowly filling it item by item. Carefully adjusting the Tetris game I am playing with myself. After moving the eggs to the top of the pile I looked to my left searching for frozen peas... an then...I seen it! It appeared out of the freezer mist that was hovering over the isle! It can only be described as a sign from above.... I had whispers of something much more powerful then the need for a food shop. I looked down at the full trolley an then I looked around to see if I could see anyone. With nobody to be seen... I ditched the trolley! I had spotted a Costa!! Caffeine is more important then frozen peas! The escalator felt like a stairwell to heaven. That was it, I had entered the coffee shop! Arriving at the till I was greeted by a young lady that asked me what I would like. After describing that I’ll take an Americano, Large. She asked politely if I’d like a cinnamon bun... I replied with a “no thank you”. She came back at me with a “are you sure?” I then said “no no honestly I’m fine!” She then came back at me yet again with a description stating that the buns were lovely! I was beginning to think that I should of continued with my shop. However I was low on Caffeine an I needed my fix so I replied one last time with a “I bet they are but I don’t want one thank you!” After the cinnamon buns being laughed off I asked if I could have a little cup of ice with my Americano so it was drinkable from the off... I received a reply from a different barista “you know what would go really nice with a cup of ice!?” I said what’s that!? She stated rather pushingly “A CINNAMON BUN!!” An then she started howling! Not literally, not like a wolf but a laughing howl! I think my straight face made the joke uncomfortable as I was glaring into this barista’s soul thinking don’t you start! I finally got to my table an I realised that they had made me the wrong sized drinks! See all that cinnamon buns on the brain made them do their job wrong! Luckily the First Lady I spoke to spotted my despair an came over and rectified the size issue! After receiving what I asked for the caffeine was lovingly consumed an I felt a warm fuzzy feeling inside! Later that day when I got home with no shopping I realised that maybe I should of sorted my food shop first before the coffee... until next time... #TheCaffeineGhost