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Absolute average, at best. We arrived for breakfast early to fuel up ahead of some last minute Christmas shopping. A queue had already formed outside waiting for opening time. Surely a good sign. Like all Wetherspoons, ordering through the app was a straightforward process. We ordered a Traditional Breakfast, a Vegetarian breakfast wrap, two cold drinks and two hot drinks. Service was pretty quick, but staff looked and sounded as though they were all direct descendants of Ebenezer Scrooge himself. The cold drinks were OK. It 's pretty difficult to mess up cordial with water, but they managed it. Who puts lime blackcurrant?! Maybe we should have stuck to eggnog. If you 're familiar with 'spoons (my usage of a colloquial nickname let 's you know I am) you 'll know that hot drinks are self service and refillable. Unfortunately, within 10 minutes of arrival, one of the handful (being generous) of machines kicked the bucket. This led to queues forming to obtain coffee longer than those of children waiting to see Santa. The lack of caffeine ingestion early in the morning meant there were a similar number of tantrums too. The coffee itself was wretched. I 'm not sure how it 's possible for something to taste simultaneously bland and incredibly bitter. Had the staff used their Christmas coal instead of coffee beans? It certainly tasted like that. I didn 't bother refilling. My usual Wetherspoons breakfast experience is good for the price so when breakfast was plonked onto the table I was eager to tuck in... I should have reigned in my fervour. Every item on the plate tasted like damp cardboard. Well, bacon aside. That tasted like salty damp cardboard. Needless to say, I left feeling as disappointed as a child who was expecting a Playstation but Santa left a Stationplay instead. 2 Stars. Probably won 't go again.